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fr33kinmatt:

It’s National Masturbation Month.

So every day someone needs to masturbate my penis with their mouth or something like that.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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afuckinglesbian:

majortvjunkie:

afuckinglesbian:

hot males please hit me up

but you are a fucking lesbian

WHO TOLD YOU

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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thetremblingofmyhand:

Hey, let’s read some fanfics

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lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS

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When You and Your Crush Run Into Each Other Unexpectedly

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

sodamnrelatable:

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(Funny and relatable here!)

(Source: just-living-forever)

zodiaccity:

Big shoutout to all the Geminis out there!!!!
eponinedead:

flashyredturk:

narcolepticweed:

hey-sass-butt:

curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear

fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE

definitely

Wut
designedbymusic:

insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous 

Holy fuck, completely lost my shit
bolinprobender:

mako-rp:





“Mako, let me see what you’re looking-“

cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

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WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

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